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Im Nicole Tan and yes i live a very blessed and exciting drammatic life.

A Freelance model, also interested in dancing, acting, events and broadcasting.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Do you know what i hate??

YOU!

no.. just kidding

i hate OVARIES
seriously?
they are ugly
take up space
cause us pains and troubles every month

AND because of them you get worried everytime your period is late =x

It also pops out those DANGEROUS things called EGGS every month

which we cant even eat???

and those eggs are EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!
they can grow to those horrible terrible lil things that run around screaming and shouting
some people may refer to them as KIDS

Which brings me to my SECOND HATE

S P E R M S

omg.. how many millions trillions of them do u want to have in this earth??

i swear they will take over the world
once they start to get produced THEY WONT STOP

sometimes they will wiggle and jiggle inside us and then meet their best friend
THE EGG
tsk tsk. those evil two when together would cause us
9 MONTHS OF PURE SUFFERING AND FATNESS

ahhhh...

my life would be much easier with no sperms or ovaries
the world would be a better place if there were no sperms or ovaries =x

WRONG NICOLE
there would be NO WORLD if there were no sperms or ovaries

i wish we can live without them until we are all happy and OLD
that we have nth better to do, and decide that we have to face our fears

..........
..............

CHILDREN!
but i suppose since we have nth to do by then we can try to tame them

haha
anyway
im just ranting

i really do admire those teen mums
all respect goes to you
i dont know how you cope

it would be my biggest nightmare
just missing my period would already make me loose my mind =x

im ment to be going out on a date
but my date is SLEEPING

Daniel went to SYDNEY already!
when he comes back and his gf comes over
them debbie and me have lots of things to do =D

esp esp esp
PIERCE BELLY

i'll my videotaping it
so any readers curious about getting your belly pierced and after effects?
keep reading
and wait for my video to be up =DD

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