Genital piercings

I think im gonna be S I C K
debbie showed me this piercing webbie
i was surfing it
and stumbled over some pics of male and female genital piercings

it would take forever to get those disturbing images out of my head
WHY
W H Y
W H Y
would anyone think of geting their genitals pierced??

Im not gonna upload those pics here
for fear it will scared the shit out of my readers

but for those who are curious

CLICK HERE TO VIEW MALE GENITAL PIERCINGS

omg firstly
who knew there were so many different parts they can pierce
and with seriously weird names also
ampallang piercing
prince albert piercing

EVEN things like
Bead Implants

AND!
wait for it.
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wait for it
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PENIS SPLITTING
OMFG

W H Y
is all i can say
it looks damm painful
they even said it would blead for up to 24 hours?

my ultimate question is.. wouldent all these affect their ability to *ahem ahem*

BTW
just for those ppl who are thinking that
this is your source to free porn
its FAR from it
its in fact VERY DISTURBING

and i will be UTTERLY DISGUSTED by anyone
who found those pictures arousing

anyway here are the very UNFLATTERING pics of female genital piercings
CLICK HERE TO VIEW FEMALE GENITAL PIERCINGS

not as disgusting as the male ones
but in my opinion
very un-glam
not even the slightest bit sexy
and it would "get in the way"
if you know what i mean

alright im done ranting
anyone care to come throw up with me?