Disclaimer : this post is purely for entertainment purposes
dont take this or anything eles that i say seriously
if you are gonna get offended by this then, well i feel sorry for you =)
for the others. ENJOY!
dont you hate it when u really get to like someone, and then u realise something really bad about them??
LOL
well, wont it be easier if you knew the details before dating someone?
everyone's expectations will be different
but as for me
This is how MY DATING APPLICATION FORM would look like
if you are bored and have nth better to do like me, you should certaintly fill it in and send it to nt_angel@hotmail.com
i shall post them up and put your link at the bottom
_____________________________
Name :
Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) :
Height :
Gender : Male/ Female
Applying for position of : Life Partner/ Fling/ Lesbian Partner/ Gay best friend
Reason for application:
Virgin: Yes/No
Smoke : Yes/No
Drink: Yes/No
Big arm muscles : Yes/ No
Number of pacs :
Rich : Yes/ No
Degree : Yes/No
What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ?
lol
Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10
What is your idea of a wild night with me?
What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
How are you like when you are drunk ?
How good are you in bed ?
Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
Do you support manchester united?
Do you own a car?
Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
ahahaha as you can see im really bored
comments comments comments
i shall come up with a better one next time!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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Name : Lee Monkey
Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : 19
Height :175cm
Gender : Male
Applying for position of :
Gay best friend
Reason for application:
Because I'm not Gay
Virgin:
Yes and no
Smoke :
no
Drink:
socially
Big arm muscles :
more or less
Number of pacs :
4visibble ones
Rich :
if you're talking about love
What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ?
Eldest son. and you know how much i'll inherit. LOL
Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10
-10
What is your idea of a wild night with me?
define wild. my range is very wide.
What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
late evening, sea breeze, picnic, turkey sandwiches, red wine, candles, moonlight, stars.
(I'm a piscean.)
How are you like when you are drunk ?
drunk ? haven't get drunk b4.
How good are you in bed ?
It's for me to know and for you to find out. LOL~!
Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
nope.
Do you support manchester united?
Chelsea fan ! we could argue on that.
Do you own a car?
giant yellow monster.
Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
nope.
Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
pro after having alcohol.
Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
check this book out-"YES MAN" and you'll know. and you sounded like xiaxue who was looking for bff on her blog.
http://his-dreamland.blogspot.com/
Name : Little Blue Prawn...
Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : Mature yet Childish...
Height : Align with my weight...
Gender : 100% Male, not gay or wat so ever...
Applying for position of : Fling
Reason for application: Too Free, Nothing to do...
Virgin: I'm a guy so i'm not virgin (virgin means maiden) lol...
Smoke : I'm a second hand smoker...
Drink: Only drink non alcohol drink...
Big arm muscles : Only got 2 small hamsters...
Number of pacs : 1, my stomach...
Rich : In the process...
Degree : In the process...
What is your position in your family : Eldest, already inherit my dad's wisdom and mum's compassion...
Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10: My looks broke ur scale, sorry
What is your idea of a wild night with me?
We do pole dancing and strip dance all night long in gay and les bar lol...
What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
Either Paris, French, Sydney, or my house without electricity candlelight dinner lol...
How are you like when you are drunk ?
I "never" get drunk, scare MBA (marriage by accident)
How good are you in bed ?
P&C - Only my life partner can have the access, so u want the access?
Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
Nope... unless caring is a heriditary diseases...
Do you support manchester united?
If they are against my country...
Do you own a car?
I jog, health first...
Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
Didnt notice any symptom yet, so nope...
Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
I didnt even touch mahjong b4...
Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
Coz i can company u to do stuff that u r very free of...
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