Only In good old AUSSIE =p

Only in Australia
can a pizza get to your house faster Than an ambulance.

Only in Australia,
do supermarkets make sick people
Walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their Prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at The front.

Only in Australia,
do people order double Cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia,
do banks leave both doors open and
Chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia,
do we leave cars worth thousands of Dollars lying around on the side of the roads

Only in Australia
are there disabled parking places in Front of a skating rink.

Only in Australia
do the wealthy still walk around in shopping malls BARE FOOTED
while they wear their expensive shoes at home

Only in Australia
do people call strangers " honey, love and darling "
while children address adults by their first name

Only in Australia
do they eat their "national animal"

Only in Australia
are you able to break into someones house and yet the person has no right to inflict harm on you

Only in Australia
does Wiked = awsome
Sik = Cool
Thongs = Slippers

The list goes on.. haha
however crazy Aussie land may be
I still Love it =D