Reminiscing 2007

I was just reading my 2007 post,
so I could find the date where "Exotica" was formed

and I came across 3 funny events that happen whilst i was in SG that year

FIRST INCIDENT
This was when I was at Terry's house one day
( I shall copy and paste the funny part from that post)

so i call shuana using dears hse phone then i was wating for it to ring with my very hao lian bitch face
suddenly, dear burst out laughing
at first I thought is cause of video,
then he point at the phone.. i look down OMFG


the phone thing is not even connected lor..
i look like a idiot then lixin and terry laugh til peng lor.. so paiseh..


dear said to lixin " mei mei you see her blusher so red hor.. "

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SECOND INCIDENT
happened in a portable toilet while me and jeff was at Kel's granny's funeral

went to those outdoor protable toilet thingo.
then i'm such a idiot I GOT STUCK IN THE TOILET


jeffrey outside holding my gucci bag for me waiting for me to come out
so i keep calling " jeffrey... jeffrey.. help me lei.. omg i'm stuck lor... "


damm funny cans he run go put down our things then he

push.. push.. PUSH the door open..

then hit until my head lor..
omgs can! i'm so accident prone..
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hahaha.. I miss them so much...

anyways last but not least
Is a song me and Jeffrey Wifey created

everyone knows im not a big fan of christmas
so we made out own version of the "12 days of christmas"

heehee, Dedicated to you wifey!

on the 12 day of christmas my WHORE friend gave to me

12 vaginas bleeding

11 asses shaking

10 strippers stripping

9 nipple piercings

8 big fat whores

7 sexy g strings

6 dicks a steaming

5... PROSTITUES!!!

4 porno videos..

3 sexy dresses..

2 vibrators..

AND A BOX FILLED WITH CONDOMSSSSSS