Featured " Dating Application forms "

This is a continuation from my first post
The dating application form

haha and I find these entertaining!
( my comments will be inserted in purple)

Second applicant
Name : Little Blue Prawn... gosh another animal..

Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : Mature yet Childish...

Height : Align with my weight...

Gender : 100% Male, not gay or wat so ever...

Applying for position of : Fling

Reason for application: Too Free, Nothing to do...

Virgin: I'm a guy so i'm not virgin (virgin means maiden) lol...
confirm virgin this one..

Smoke : I'm a second hand smoker...
tsk tsk tsk

Drink: Only drink non alcohol drink...
I see, maybe thats why you are a virgin =x

Big arm muscles : Only got 2 small hamsters...

Number of pacs : 1, my stomach...
hahah.. honest! good good

Rich : In the process...

Degree : In the process...

What is your position in your family :
Eldest, already inherit my dad's wisdom and mum's compassion...
hahaha you must be filled with wisdom and compassion then

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10:
My looks broke ur scale, sorry
LOL so below 1 or above 10 ?

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
We do pole dancing and strip dance all night long in gay and les bar lol...
YES good answer

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
Either Paris, French, Sydney, or my house without electricity candlelight dinner lol...
hahaha.. Paris is in FRANCE, and FRENCH is not a country =)
you are so cute

How are you like when you are drunk ?
I "never" get drunk, scare MBA (marriage by accident)

How good are you in bed ?
P&C - Only my life partner can have the access, so u want the access?
see, i knew it, confirm virgin =x

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
Nope... unless caring is a heriditary diseases...

Do you support manchester united?
If they are against my country...

Do you own a car?
I jog, health first...

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
Didnt notice any symptom yet, so nope...

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
I didnt even touch mahjong b4...
time to touch mahjong tiles then!

Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
Coz i can company u to do stuff that u r very free of...

hahaha.. this guy is pretty funny
thanks for the entertainment yeah =DD
again, dont get offended by my comments

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first applicant
Name : Lee Monkey haha this name just screams gay =x ( no offence if this is your real name)
Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : 19
Height :175cm
Gender : Male

Applying for position of :
Gay best friend

Reason for application:
Because I'm not Gay

Virgin:
Yes and no
hahaha

Smoke :
no

Drink:
socially

Big arm muscles :
more or less

Number of pacs :
4visibble ones

Rich :
if you're talking about love
Im talking about moneyyyy

What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ?
Eldest son. and you know how much i'll inherit. LOL

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10
-10
GOOD! confidence

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
define wild. my range is very wide.
haha is that why you are still a virgin yet not a virgin?

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
late evening, sea breeze, picnic, turkey sandwiches, red wine, candles, moonlight, stars.
(I'm a piscean.)

How are you like when you are drunk ?
drunk ? haven't get drunk b4.
I shall get you drunk

How good are you in bed ?
It's for me to know and for you to find out. LOL~!
lmao!

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
nope.

Do you support manchester united?
Chelsea fan ! we could argue on that.
manchester manchester manchester will kick chelsea's ass XP
we could argue but i will win.. hee hee

Do you own a car?
giant yellow monster.

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
nope.

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
pro after having alcohol.
damm it, then i cant win your money, okay no MJ sessions with alcohol

Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
check this book out-"YES MAN" and you'll know. and you sounded like xiaxue who was looking for bff on her blog.


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hahaha this guy is entertaining, you made my day =)
p.s dont take my comments seriously

Anyone eles who thinks they can give me more entertaining answers then these guys is welcome to submit an application as well

ciao ~