LAST FEATURED DATING APPLICATION FORM

from my precious may may and Gwen

This is a continuation from my Previous post

if you dont read tt you wont what the hell im talking about LOL

okay proceeding
( as usual my comments will be inserted in purple )
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Name : May Bernadette Zhang Qian Wen aka Superma'am
name too long, failed.. LOL

Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : I'm not below 17, shuddup. I'm turning 16 :D
underage!
Height : Taller than most Asian, shorter than most Aussie
Gender : Female
Applying for position of : Superma'am (no profile pictures please!)
Reason for application: Why not? I'm so cool..>__>

Virgin: Yep

Smoke : Duh, no!

Drink: Negative well its time to make it a positive =p

Big arm muscles : Hell yeah, they are fucking big! I need muscles to fly love

Number of pacs : 3 but I can make more to suit your needs *gets paper & scissors*
*hands may a permanent marker to draw 6 pacs on*

Rich : Of course. I rob the poor with my super power & i live off them
well done
Degree : Eye degree? Very high.

What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ?
Youngest. I will steal with my spider web from the safe

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10 : definitely 1 without my superma'am cape & 10 with it 8D

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
Sorry, I'm busy at night. During the day, northbridge..
Awww what a shame, you can take me flying around perth in the night

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
Definitely steal money from YOUR wallet to buy myself a rose

How are you like when you are drunk ?
My superma'am's cape catches on fire! That's how hot I can get xD
Whooop

How good are you in bed ?
not good, I fall out of bed in the middle of the night.
Officially the BEST ANSWER EVER

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
yes, we have super syndrome where we all think we'll super HOT

Do you support manchester united?
yeah yeah, support whatever you want me to support. I can support you, im rich!
yeahhh boyyy

Do you own a car?
yes, a battery operated toy car! the battery ran out, go buy me batteries & we'll start it again..

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
nope. I have ADD and I'm super hyper @.@

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10:
are you kidding? i won't be called superma'am if I wasn't super! 10!

Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
I need to let the world know that there is a superma'am around..

(Sorry, no autograph or profile pictures!)

Click here to view superma'ams blog
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Second applicant

Name : gwEnzilla. (L) oooh scary name
Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : obviously not 15 years old... *shifty eyes*
Height : 160cm.
Gender : feeemale!
Applying for position of : asian friend ftw!
Reason for application: i'm bored. :/

Virgin: hell to yes. ^_^

Smoke : negative.

Drink: on the occasion. Everyday with me is an occasion

Big arm muscles : no HAA!

Number of pacs : 100. :)

Rich : i will be haha. im sure you will be.. haha

Degree : *shifty eyes*

What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ?
eldest. i'd probably have to earn my own money ahah.

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10 i'd be a... 150. :D
yeah! self confidence

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
oh wow probably getting drunk and singing and dancing the whole night ahah.
YESSSS =DD

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
zomg we can so get fish & chips for dinner and eat it on the beach and perv on topless guys mwahaha. sounds good to me! esp the topless guys part

How are you like when you are drunk ?
no clue, haven't been drunk before mwahaha.

How good are you in bed ?
*kinks eyebrow*

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
neh.

Do you support manchester united?
neggg! liverpool ftw! (L)
Steven gerad * drools *

Do you own a car?
neeeg!

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
let's hope not haha.

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10
oh my god hahaha MJ would be 4. :D okay, maybe 4 & a half.
haha lets practice!

Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
because asian buddies are greaaat :D

Click here to view Gwen's blog/