Second round of Featured application forms

Disclaimer
i must emphasise
this is not to be taken seriously
its simply for entertainment purposes
and dont take my comments to heart either =)

for those who dunno, a few weeks ago I was so bored that I posted up a
Dating application form

I have now chosen 2 newer applicants to be featured on my blog !

Click here to view past applicants

Alright as usual i'll put up their application here
and insert my comments in purple =)

Once again i'd like to thank everyone for their contributions!

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Name : Charlie Chia Finally, someone with a normal name

Age : (if you are below 17, forget it =x ) : Age is just a number. not younger than 17 though

Height : 169

Gender : Male lah, you can always come and confirm it if required
dammit why no female applicants
Applying for position of : Life Partner & Fling (which ever applies)

Reason for application: To get a chance to know you better

Virgin: Yes another virgin ?

Smoke : No

Drink: Yes, only during corporate events

Big arm muscles : No, but should be strong enough to carry you.
Im very heavy

Number of pacs : 1 big PACK. haha no lah NO pack lah

Rich : Rich in what sense? I'm rich with knowledge
money is preferred =x

Degree : Yes

What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ? Eldest: most probably i will inherit a cow, a chicken, and a duck
I dont eat duck or beef =x how ?

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10: 7

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
Partying all night and making babies
Partying all night YES, Making babies no way hahaha

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
Candle light dinner by the beach, listening to wave
not bad not bad, wave(s) should be plural tho

How are you like when you are drunk ?
Funny haha that makes 2 of us

How good are you in bed ?
This you will have to try it for yourself.

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
NOPE

Do you support manchester united?
No, why would i wanna watch football when i got you Awwww

Do you own a car?
Yes, miniture ferrari from SHELL =_=

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs? AIDS = NO, STD = YES, Single Tall and Dark

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10 = ZERO


Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position:
Cause I am crazy over you.
hahaha you are so sweet
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Second applicant

Name : Jean

Age : 28 erm this is gonna be a problem

Height : 1m78

Gender : Male

Applying for position of : Fling :P

Reason for application: You are so gorgeous and sexy!!! Just want to hold you in my arms and... :P We'll see. lol
haha thanks for the compliment =)

Virgin: No of course. I'm so old. And you? :)
Yes i know you are old, haha, and yes finally! someone who is not a virgin

Smoke : Yes. I know it's bad!!!!
Its okay, that makes two of us

Drink: Occasionally. Long ago a lot when clubbing.

Big arm muscles : We can say. I like bodybuilding. GOOD

Number of pacs : Only 4. Sorry for you. :(

Rich : Unfortunately no. Where have all the rich people gone?

Degree : No

What is your position in your family ( i.e how much will you inherit ) ? Nothing I think.
lol Dammit

Rate your looks on a scale of 1-10 : 7 or 8

What is your idea of a wild night with me?
Everything you want and I want. Very wild but it would be a very very good time.
Good answer!

What is your idea of a romantic evening with me?
Dinner on the beach and under the stars and then make love on the beach, under the stars and the moon. Awwww

How are you like when you are drunk ?
It's party time!!! :) yeahhh boy !

How good are you in bed ?
You must find you. Let me know when you are free. :)

Do you have any heriditary diseases in your family?
No. Don't hope so.

Do you support manchester united?
Unfortunately no. I'm an Arsenal fan but beside all, a great fan of soccer. I agreed your team is the best and the league will be between you and chelsea again. I agree man u will kick ass!

Do you own a car?
Not yet. :( 28 and you dont own a car?? im 16 and i own a car =x
not boasting in anyway

Do you have aids or any kind of STDs?
No!!!!!

Rate you Mahjong skills from 1-10: 1 or 2. Do I have still a chance now? :P


Other Reason why you would be perfect for the position :
Because you and I can do a lot of things together. Just think about it. :)

And I'm not doing the application because I am bored but because I wanted to.
Awwww another sweet one.. ahaha


Thanks for being such a good sport guys
your efforts are greatly appreciated
most importantly i was entertained =DD